81 to 85

Intellectual Capital

Do you have any IP from your parents, family, etc …? You probably do, especially stories.

I think Sir James Dyson invented the Dirt Devil

Humour

I don’t like wearing glasses. Because I see ‘everything’.

Angelo Mosca vs. Boris Spassky

Humour

My VP of VP (Video Production) wants more manly ‘sports’. I’m going to introduce him to Rachel Holman.

Moustache Tape Removal

Humour

Mustache Duck Tape® Brand Duct Tape is the simple solution for your toughest and most creative craft or DIY projects.

Tape-Face the Silent Movie

Humour

You: Capital Preservation. Them: Commission Preservation. Me: No eye-liner.

Fran Tarkenton vs. Eddie ‘The Wrench’ Werenich

Humour

Enough Yoga. Enough Cheese. Said the Whiners.

Crapple?

Humour

Stop Drop and Roll off my Tongue was easier to enunciate.

Hillary Needs Caffeine .. if she Runs again.

Humour

All the political pundits got it wrong, I know why Hillary lost.

Tick Removal Kit

Humour

If you have been bitten by a Tick, please bring the Tick to the Hospital. Seriously, they’ll send it for testing.

76 to 80

Intellectual Capital

So True — 85% of People Process Visually.